Dear Messers Cohen & Greenfield:
How are you gentlemen? I have noticed a vexing lacuna in your otherwise stellar line of products. I believe that your organization would benefit from a product for ice cream lovers who are suffering from sore throats and nasal congestion. A tea, lemon, and honey ice cream swirled with crushed menthol-eucalyptus cough drops would be a good addition to your family of products, and would represent your entry into the burgeoning "nutraceuticals" market. I have no doubt that you will begin production as soon as possible- you know what you doing.
In keeping with your whimsical product-naming conventions, I propose that this new product be called "Snotty Hottie".
Thank you for your consideration in this matter. I await your coming check, preferable an oversized novelty check.
Very Truly Yours,